The thought has just now occurred to me that no one -- no one! -- has informed me of why there are no cats on this blog.
That's to say, even though this is my own blog, I -- of all people -- are left in the dark about why there are no cats on it. In all the time I've had this blog, not a single person has come forward to explain to me why there are no cats. Is that fair?
Of course it's not fair! I should have been among the first to know why there are no cats on my blog. After all, it's my blog. I have a right to be informed of its cat policies. Don't I? Well, don't I?